Pretty Dead

Can you ever truly be prepared for what every early morning runner dreads?

Written By Kim
the Cafe
Published in
4 min readApr 30, 2020

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Photo by Emma Simpson on Unsplash

Dani’s arsenal of self-defense weapons sat in a straight line on the counter, exactly as she’d left them the night before. As she prepared for her morning run, she stowed each item in its proper place with careful precision. First, she put the pepper spray in her right thigh pocket. Next, she inserted the pink stun gun…

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Former gifted child, turned adult who did not live up to their potential. Recovering Disney Adult. Also, I run a bit.